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beepbeep motherfucker

trillow:

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run

ranewan:

walkingfoxiest:

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

Foxy Woxens everywhere!!

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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sterekmeta:

Please arrest me, deputy. I promise to put up a struggle.

sterekmeta:

Please arrest me, deputy. I promise to put up a struggle.

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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yabanned:

Today we are launching a campaign HeForShe. I am reaching out to you because we need your help. We must try to mobilize as many men and boys as possible to be advocates for change. We don’t just want to talk about it. We want to try and make sure it’s tangible.

I was appointed…

oate:

you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud

disasterhasstruck:

horsefetish:

i dont like getting yelled at i literally stand there and burst into tears

and they’re like WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!!?! It’s because you’re fucking yelling at me you shithead

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.